Found my way downstairs (stairs didn’t collapse, thanks to local/state/federal building codes) and drank a cup (of tea safe for human consumption due to FDA regulations, the FSIS, and the EPA/Clean Water Act),
And looking up (at an safety-tested clock set to federal standards, run on federally-subsidized hydroelectric power) I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat (both free of carcinogens like asbestos…thanks again, USCPSC)
Made the (publicly-subsidized and coordinated) bus (safe because of the FMCSA and FTA, on safe DOT roads) in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke (of a cigarette with far fewer chemical toxins—FDA oversight),
and Somebody spoke (and spoke well, having been educated at a good public school) and I went into a dream (a dream where the market could do ALL of this on its own)…